Hello fabulous mums, its time for some humour. Here are 10 things you must never say to your mum if you are a Nigerian:
(1) ‘SHUT UP’:
This is probably the biggest mistake you will ever make in your life. Nigerian mothers love to talk and so you must love to listen. Besides shutting your mum up is dishonouring and insulting.
(2) ‘THIS FOOD IS NOT SWEET’:
Then you better not want to eat anything she cooks again.
(3) ‘YOU’RE LOOKING FAT’:
Especially after she told you last week that she was on a diet. Get ready for your silent treatment.
(4) ‘CAN’T YOU FIGURE IT OUT’:
You’re not allowed to say this even if you’ve shown her how to change her whatsapp picture 38 times.
(5)’YOUR DRESS ISN’T FINE’:
Even if the dress looks like something from the 60’s you tell her its beautiful.
(6) ‘I LOVE DADDY MORE THAN I LOVE YOU’:
If you say this to her just expect the ‘after all I have done for you’ speech. It’s not nice.Really.
(7) ‘I’M NOT WEARING THAT OUTFIT TO CHURCH’:
Then you’re definitely not going to church.
(10) ‘YOU CAN’T FORCE ME’:
That’s when you’ll realise that she has the strength of a thousand men.